baguette

Next week, the craziest thing is happening…

I’M GOING TO BE ALONE IN MY HOUSE.

After a year of everyone being around at all times — Anton singing down the hallway, Toby shouting at basketball scores, Alex tapping impossibly loudly on his keyboard — I’m going to find myself alone in the apartment without a single sound except the humming fridge.

Alex will be visiting his mom, and the boys will be sleeping downstairs (so I won’t be technically alone, but I’ll be the only one conscious).

Here’s my plan.

I’m going to get a gooey soft cheese from the grocery store, a box of crunchy crackers and some green grapes. I’m going to sip sparking water from a tall wine glass. I’m going to watch Palm Springs for the third time. I might do a Baby Foot peel. And I’m going to love it.

What do you eat when you’re home alone? Any other funny solo behavior?

P.S. A funny marriage debate, and 12 food experts on what they eat when they’re home alone.








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